I’m Such A Good Mom! (Top 10 anyway)


Super safe seat

I always make sure that the boys have the proper safety equipment when they play.  (The lumberjack helmet is completely adequate protection for riding behind the tractor on the lawn mower!)

I’m such a good mom!

I always use multi-syllabic swear words in front of the boys.  (If they repeat any of them at least they’ll curse like educated sailors!)

I’m such a good mom!

3D love!

3D love!

I always offer to share my popcorn at the movies.  (The fact that neither boy likes popcorn has nothing at all to do with my largesse.)

I’m such a good mom!

Ready to rock!

Ready to rock!

I always make sure that the water guns are filled with warm water.  (It’s a little chilly in these crisp autumn breezes when they’re running around naked at dusk!)

I’m such a good mom!

I always make sure that they use a flathead screwdriver (instead of the pointier Phillips head) when they pretend to fix the couch, or play pirates, or just want to chase each other with weapons.

I’m such a good mom!

I always make sure they hang on tightly when we’re riding the four-wheeler.  (To my drink, I mean.  Can’t have that spilling!)

I’m such a good mom!

I always make sure to provide educational games for them to play.  (Angry Birds teaches physics I’m sure and Blackjack is all about math!)

I’m such a good mom!

Ahhh, relief!

Ahhh, relief!

I always teach them the proper way to act in different situations.  (They only pee on the ground at home and can generally be counted on to remain clothed when off the property.)

I’m such a good mom!

I always make sure they eat properly.  (Chips are made from potato which is a veggie, and I’m sure that there is a bush somewhere that grows Swedish Berries, right?)

I’m such a good mom!

I always make sure that I am prepared for any outing. (Borrowing sparkly pink socks for my sons at the McDonald’s playground is nothing out of the ordinary, besides, they love them!)

I’m such a good mom!

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47 thoughts on “I’m Such A Good Mom! (Top 10 anyway)

  1. Hi Cristi! I am visiting from Jennifer’s bloghop!

    Well, this was not what I expected. Well, I’m not really sure what I expected, but this was very, very funny! Hang on to that drink my friend, it’s important medicine 🙂 I love your sense of humor, and your willingness to ‘out’ your backyard pee-ers!
    I had fun visiting here!
    Blessings,
    Ceil

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  2. Laughing so hard right now and nodding my head. I am a good mom too… (raises hand with the educational games and snacks)!

    Thanks so much for sparking the party conversation at my #Blirthdaybash! I appreciate your attendance and humour!

    Wishing you a lovely weekend.
    xoxo

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  3. Ah…. I (too) have had snacks in my house that I know my children will not enjoy precisely because I enjoy those snacks too much to share them, so I hear you about the popcorn.

    Dropping by from the Shine Blog Hop — greetings!

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  4. HA! “Well-educated sailors.” I know the feeling. Sounds like you are an awesome mom 🙂 Stopping by from The Deliberate Mom.

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  5. Between reading this and talking with 2 friends at the park yesterday who are foster parents, I’m coming to the conclusion that a good mom is one who gets out of bed in the morning and keeps trying.

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  6. This is too funny. I realized I’m still a newish mom because I got anxious reading the part about running around with the screwdriver. Haha. Hopefully I’ll relax as my son gets older. Luckily for my son, my husband is super laid back.

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